Go easy on me, I'm a beginner: Friends

Out of the mouths of babes. . . Quotes from Dylan

"I like your skin. Dady's face is poky like it has beedles on it." (needles)
"I like mouses, and I like mice." "I like dirty mice." Said when we told him there was a mouse in our house, and when I told him he couldn't hold the mouse because it was dirty.
"Sometimes moons lose their peices and they all fall into the river." Said while looking at a crescent moon.
"I can carry lotsa things. Like lotsa houses, lotsa roads, lotsa people, lotsa babies, lotsa eyebrows." Said while trying to convince me that he could carry Scarlett by himself.
"I need to get a pillow for my fat butt can't fit up here." Said while trying to sit on the arm of the chair I was feeding Scarlett in.
"The remote isn't listening to me. It doesnt understand what buttons I'm pushing." Said this morning when he was trying to watch his toons.
"Achoo (sneeze). Bless me."
"I'm a Rock Star!" Said first thing in the morning. Where he got that, I'll never know.
"You're a-nock-shus." (Translation: You're obnoxious) Said to me when I wouldnt let him "e-mail his friends" on the computer.
"I've got a freakin' rock in my shoe." Said while on a walk with Grandma Tucker.
"You about ready, Honey?" Said to me when I was in the bathroom putting on my makeup.
"I wish, I wish, with all my heart. . . " Said to a dried up dandelion right before he blew it to smitherines.
"Oh dear!" Said often during times of distress.
"I'm so big I can carry lotsa rings!" In reference to being the ring bearer in my cousin's upcoming wedding.
"That tree is having a baby." Said while passing a tree with a giant tumor/knot in the Redwoods National Forest.
"Help, please." Said to the fridge door water dispenser after I told him he needed to ask for help if he wanted water.